Wednesday, September 19, 2007
time for jokes
Ten Less One
The school discipline master was walking along the corridor when he spotted a new pupil. Hauling him to one side, he proceeded to question the newcomer, "Do you know how many school rules we have in this school?"
The pupil said meekly, " Yes. There are 10."
The discipline master then said, " Good. Do you understand the rules?"
The pupil trembled and said hesistantly, " Yes, Sir."
Unconvinced, the discipline master asked in a threatening voice, " If you break one of them, do you know what is going to happen?"
The pupil replied softly, " Yes, Sir. There will be nine left."
Rob The Rich
A judge said sternly to a robber who had been hauled to court many times for robbery, " You robbed the rich time and again. Why?"
The robber smirked and said, "Because the poor, obviously, have no money for me to rob!"
SI LURUS'S Excuses
Si Lurus was a very literal- minded boy. One day, he showed his report card to his father. His father looked at his report card and asked, " You did terribly in geography. Why?"
"Wll, i have never been to a foreign country," Si Lurus answaered. " How can i know about places i have never visited?"
" You also hailded your history. Why ?" his father asked again.
This time, his son replied, " I was born too late. How can i know about events that had taken place before i was born?"
His father was dumbfounded.
The Moon Is Nearer
Mr Kia asked Mr Su, : Which is nearer, London or the moon?"
Mr Su said," I think the moon is nearer."
Surprised, Mr Kia asked, "Why?"
Mr Su replied in great earnestness, " I can see the moon but i cannot see London."
An Inconsistent Teacher
It was the first day of school. The moment John got home, his father asked him, " How is your new teacher?"
John said, " She is quite nice but she is not consistent in her teaching."
His father was concerned and asked, " What do you mean?"
John said, " Well, i find it difficult to believe her. Firtly, she told us that 3 and 4 make 7. Then she said that 2 and 5 make 7. I do not know which is correct."
lazy to type. haha. prelims ENDED. i'm going to open champange later. hahahaa. and i know i spelt that word wrongly :)
The school discipline master was walking along the corridor when he spotted a new pupil. Hauling him to one side, he proceeded to question the newcomer, "Do you know how many school rules we have in this school?"
The pupil said meekly, " Yes. There are 10."
The discipline master then said, " Good. Do you understand the rules?"
The pupil trembled and said hesistantly, " Yes, Sir."
Unconvinced, the discipline master asked in a threatening voice, " If you break one of them, do you know what is going to happen?"
The pupil replied softly, " Yes, Sir. There will be nine left."
Rob The Rich
A judge said sternly to a robber who had been hauled to court many times for robbery, " You robbed the rich time and again. Why?"
The robber smirked and said, "Because the poor, obviously, have no money for me to rob!"
SI LURUS'S Excuses
Si Lurus was a very literal- minded boy. One day, he showed his report card to his father. His father looked at his report card and asked, " You did terribly in geography. Why?"
"Wll, i have never been to a foreign country," Si Lurus answaered. " How can i know about places i have never visited?"
" You also hailded your history. Why ?" his father asked again.
This time, his son replied, " I was born too late. How can i know about events that had taken place before i was born?"
His father was dumbfounded.
The Moon Is Nearer
Mr Kia asked Mr Su, : Which is nearer, London or the moon?"
Mr Su said," I think the moon is nearer."
Surprised, Mr Kia asked, "Why?"
Mr Su replied in great earnestness, " I can see the moon but i cannot see London."
An Inconsistent Teacher
It was the first day of school. The moment John got home, his father asked him, " How is your new teacher?"
John said, " She is quite nice but she is not consistent in her teaching."
His father was concerned and asked, " What do you mean?"
John said, " Well, i find it difficult to believe her. Firtly, she told us that 3 and 4 make 7. Then she said that 2 and 5 make 7. I do not know which is correct."
lazy to type. haha. prelims ENDED. i'm going to open champange later. hahahaa. and i know i spelt that word wrongly :)
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