Wednesday, April 02, 2008
Have a good laugh!
>>> Stress Reliever #1
>>> Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
>>> Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
>>> picture and the problem disappears.
>>> Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
>>> Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem
>>> can there be greater than this one?'
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 2
>>> Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
>>> and lighten your burden.
>>> Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
>>> troubles.
>>> Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 3
>>> Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
>>> give up my seat to a lady.
>>> Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
>>> Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 4
>>> Wife to husband: 'What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the
>>> night?'
>>> Husband to wife: 'Golfing with friends, my dear.'
>>> Wife to husband: 'What? At 2 am?!'
>>> Husband to wife: 'Yes, We used night clubs.'
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 5
>>> Father to son after exam: 'let me see your report card.'
>>> Son: 'My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.'
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 6
>>> A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word 'beans'..
>>> 'My father grows beans,' said one student.
>>> 'My father cooks beans,' said another.
>>> Then little Johnny spoke up: 'We are all human beans.'
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 7
>>> Interviewer to Millionaire: 'To whom do you owe your success as a
>>> millionaire to?'
>>> Millionaire: 'I owe everything to my wife.'
>>> Interviewer: 'Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
>>> married her?'
>>> Millionaire: 'A Billionaire'
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 8
>>> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
>>> The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 9
>>> A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
>>> He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 10
>>> Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are
>>> sleeping with?
>>> Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 11
>>> Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
>>> Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 12
>>> A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face
>>> or my sexy body?
>>> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of
>>> humour.
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 13
>>> Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are
>>> you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
>>> Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
>>> Stress Reliever #1
>>> Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
>>> Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
>>> picture and the problem disappears.
>>> Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
>>> Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem
>>> can there be greater than this one?'
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 2
>>> Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
>>> and lighten your burden.
>>> Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
>>> troubles.
>>> Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 3
>>> Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
>>> give up my seat to a lady.
>>> Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
>>> Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 4
>>> Wife to husband: 'What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the
>>> night?'
>>> Husband to wife: 'Golfing with friends, my dear.'
>>> Wife to husband: 'What? At 2 am?!'
>>> Husband to wife: 'Yes, We used night clubs.'
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 5
>>> Father to son after exam: 'let me see your report card.'
>>> Son: 'My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.'
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 6
>>> A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word 'beans'..
>>> 'My father grows beans,' said one student.
>>> 'My father cooks beans,' said another.
>>> Then little Johnny spoke up: 'We are all human beans.'
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 7
>>> Interviewer to Millionaire: 'To whom do you owe your success as a
>>> millionaire to?'
>>> Millionaire: 'I owe everything to my wife.'
>>> Interviewer: 'Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
>>> married her?'
>>> Millionaire: 'A Billionaire'
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 8
>>> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
>>> The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 9
>>> A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
>>> He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 10
>>> Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are
>>> sleeping with?
>>> Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 11
>>> Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
>>> Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 12
>>> A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face
>>> or my sexy body?
>>> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of
>>> humour.
>>>
>>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>> Stress Reliever # 13
>>> Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are
>>> you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
>>> Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
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